Friday, December 20, 2013

Inventive Excuses

These are from the beginning of the term when I was in school, but I thought they were funny....

From another professor:
"I recently reported to the Dean of Students that three of my students had various claims of fraternity initiation sleep deprivation as reason for flunking exams or missing class."

From a student:
"I thought there wasn't class the other day because I got here at 7:40 and the lights were off and no one was here."  Um.  Class doesn't start until 8 AM.

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